1 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,805 No laughing! 2 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:15,557 I hate children! 3 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,691 Freddie, you know this school has a strict rule 4 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:26,777 against turning your locker into a time machine. 5 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:29,070 It's a surveillance system. For? 6 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,739 Someone snuck into my locker yesterday 7 00:00:30,781 --> 00:00:33,742 and stole my fruit-scented markers. 8 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:35,369 So the next time someone breaks in, 9 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,329 it'll trigger this mechanism 10 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,665 which causes this camera to snap a picture of the thief, 11 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,543 so I'll know that you took my markers. 12 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,336 Sorry. I forgot to tell you. 13 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,714 How'd you pick my lock? Sam. Sam. 14 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:48,256 Of course. 15 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,175 Hey, where's the tangerine one? 16 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:51,844 I'm not sure. 17 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:53,261 Hmm. 18 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,226 So what did you need the markers for? 19 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:00,769 To make that poster. 20 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:02,229 Oh, yeah. 21 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:04,773 "'ICarly' 50th web show spectacular." 22 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:06,025 Cool. Spreading the word. 23 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,609 And the smell of fruits. 24 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:13,156 There. It's up. 25 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,598 Can you believe we're about to shoot 26 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,869 our 50th Webcast of "iCarly"? Insane. 27 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:18,662 We gotta make it, like, our best show ever. 28 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,330 No doubt. 29 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:21,749 Hey, Jack, go long. 30 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,000 Okay. 31 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:37,264 Oh, my God. 32 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:40,225 "iCarly's" having a 50th web show spectacular? 33 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,727 Yeah! 34 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:48,025 In five, four, three, two... 35 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:52,696 ♪ I know you see ♪ 36 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:55,074 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 37 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:59,411 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 38 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:02,121 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 39 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:04,374 ♪ I know somehow we're going to get there ♪ 40 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:08,921 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 41 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:12,967 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 42 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,927 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 43 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:18,931 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 44 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:20,975 ♪ It's your time to breath ♪ 45 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:23,518 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 46 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,229 ♪ Every time you see the brighter side ♪ 47 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:29,483 ♪ Of every situation ♪ 48 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:31,902 ♪ Some things are meant to be ♪ 49 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:34,738 ♪ So give me your best and leave the rest to me ♪ 50 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:37,074 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 51 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:39,118 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 52 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:42,079 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 53 00:02:49,168 --> 00:02:52,006 This girl is a menace. 54 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:54,133 I want her ess-pelled. 55 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:55,467 What? 56 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:58,428 I want her ess-pelled. 57 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,597 What? He wants me expelled. 58 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,766 Mr. Howard, come on. 59 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:04,518 I realize it was wrong of Sam 60 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:05,642 to throw a football in the hallway. 61 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:07,312 She almost killed me! 62 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,564 Yeah, almost. 63 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,109 I want something done about this. 64 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:14,569 I understand, sort of. 65 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,948 Sam, you did break the rules, 66 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,616 so I'm going to give you detention 67 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:21,035 with Mr. Howard tomorrow night. 68 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:23,244 Fine. I'll be there tomorrow... wait. 69 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,788 I can't do it tomorrow night. 70 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,456 Why not? Yeah. Why not? 71 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,791 I do a web show. 72 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:30,878 Oh, I know. "iCarly." "iCarly"? 73 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,880 Yeah. Tomorrow night's our 50th webcast 74 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,629 and it's gonna be, like, a big thing, you know? 75 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,299 Yes? 76 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,677 Principal Franklin, some ninth grade boys 77 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,721 are giving Gibby... a Texas wedgie? 78 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:43,557 A Texas wedgie? All right. 79 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:46,601 Meet me there with a bag of ice and a bottle of lotion. 80 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,980 Mr. Howard, you finish up here. 81 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,940 Wait. Just don't go... 82 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:58,780 You know, 83 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,075 I think you look better with that thing on your face. 84 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:03,118 Be quiet. Okay. 85 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,120 But can I please do detention next week? 86 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:06,621 What, you think 87 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,124 just because you're on a popular web show 88 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:12,252 that you deserve some special treatment? 89 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:13,921 Yeah. 90 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:17,257 Well, tough kumquats. 91 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,509 Tough what? 92 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:22,096 Ow! Kumquats! 93 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:24,347 Ow! 94 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,435 Kumquats? 95 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:35,109 Why'd you have to get detention tomorrow night? 96 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:36,944 Yeah, way to go, Sam. 97 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:39,025 You just ruined "iCarly" 's 50th web show spectac... 98 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,572 Ooh, popcorn. 99 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,073 You know, I read online that popcorn's 100 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:44,701 one of the healthiest snacks you can eat. 101 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,411 Yeah, I read that, too. 102 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,205 Whoa, whoa. What is that? 103 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:49,957 Two cups of melted butter. 104 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,333 Don't pour that all over the popcorn. 105 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,128 It's full of fat and calories. 106 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,462 Okay. 107 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,881 Don't drink it. 108 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:02,177 So why don't you just go talk to Mr. Howard 109 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,096 and explain that it's "iCarly"'s 50... 110 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:06,140 Tried that. Didn't work. 111 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:08,558 Hey, what if we kidnap Howard and keep him tied up 112 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,144 till after the show? 113 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,562 Okay, what have I told you about kidnapping? 114 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:14,231 It's illegal and rude. 115 00:05:14,273 --> 00:05:15,314 Good girl. 116 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,822 I'm home. 117 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:27,452 Where have you been? 118 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,037 Down at the golf course 119 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,456 getting golf balls out of the big pond. 120 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,125 What for? So I can sell 'em 121 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,252 and buy art supplies for my next sculpture. 122 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:36,753 What are you making? 123 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:39,506 A gigantic coffee cup, like 10 feet tall. 124 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:42,509 Why? You know... 125 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:48,473 To symbolize the largeness of some coffee cups. 126 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,558 They're big. 127 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,852 I'm gonna take a shower. 128 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:53,103 Have fun. Happy shampoo. 129 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,521 Scrub it up. 130 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:56,898 So what do we do about "iCarly"? 131 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,109 We gotta figure a way to get Sam out of detention. 132 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:01,820 Not gonna happen. Mr. Howard hates my guts. 133 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,542 Maybe me and Carly need to figure out a way 134 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,157 to get into detention. 135 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,242 Hey! 136 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:09,328 What? 137 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,748 "ICarly" live from detention. Interesting. 138 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,917 Wait. You're serious? Sure. 139 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,334 You and I do something bad, we get detention, 140 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:18,543 then the three of us will be together 141 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,838 to do the show. 142 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,422 How can we do the show 143 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:22,964 with Mr. Howard watching us the whole time? 144 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:24,885 He hardly ever comes in the room. 145 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,134 He always hangs in the teacher's lounge 146 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,762 so he can watch the geometry channel. 147 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,182 He's such a nub. The nubbiest. 148 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:32,059 Okay, let's do it. Awesome. 149 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,643 So tomorrow before school ends, 150 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,103 you and I have to get detention. 151 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:36,938 Yep. 152 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,444 You'll never guess where I found this fish. 153 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:52,913 Hey. Hello, Sam. 154 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,082 Why do you look all guilty? 155 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,751 I did something bad to get detention. 156 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,088 What did you do? You'll see. 157 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,506 All right, class, everyone please sit. 158 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,050 Hey, Gibby, go ask 159 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,761 Mr. Palladino to staple those together. 160 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,846 What for? Shh! Just do it! 161 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:14,851 Go! 162 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:21,858 Hey, Mr. Palladino, 163 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:24,819 can you staple these papers together? 164 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,571 Certainly, Gibby. 165 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,784 That's odd. 166 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,535 I don't see the stapler anywhere. 167 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:34,871 I have it. 168 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:37,082 Wow. You are a maniac. 169 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,752 I'm sorry, Gibby. I can't find the stapler. 170 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:45,673 That's right, 'cause I took it. 171 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,718 Ah, yes. 172 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:51,846 Thank you, Freddie. 173 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,808 There you are, Gibby. 174 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:58,561 Here. Keep 'em. 175 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,197 All right, kids. 176 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,447 The sooner we start, the sooner we finish. 177 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:12,784 So everybody, let's take your seats. 178 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,204 Aah! 179 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,837 What happened to my chair? 180 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:28,049 I did it with whatever this is. 181 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,509 Do I get detention? 182 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:31,678 Absolutely not. 183 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:33,013 An on-the-job accident means 184 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,389 the school has to give me 185 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:36,557 a two-month paid vacation while I recover. 186 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:37,892 Bye! 187 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:54,949 Dude, this is the principal's office. 188 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:58,205 I know. I'm so bad. 189 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,747 Look what I did. 190 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,921 Freddie says principal Franklin... 191 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,590 Sucks eggs. 192 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,592 Impressive. That might get you double detention. 193 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,803 Yep. When principal Franklin sees that, 194 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,848 you better believe he's gonna... 195 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,409 Come on, Carly. 196 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:38,577 It's for the 50th web show spectacular. 197 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,872 You can do this. 198 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,477 Who pulled that fire alarm? 199 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,645 It was me. Thank goodness you did. 200 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:05,937 The microwave in the teacher's lounge 201 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,315 just burst into flames. 202 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,942 Out of the way! Out of the way! 203 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,861 Ow, ow, ow! Out of the way! 204 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,700 Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible. 205 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,619 I gotta give you credit, Sam. 206 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,413 You make it look easy. 207 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,415 Years of practice. 208 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,459 Hey, thanks for that fire alarm. 209 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,999 You saved me from giving an oral report 210 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,211 on "Scarlett's Web." 211 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,879 You were too lazy to read the book? 212 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,714 I was too lazy to see the movie. 213 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,260 Well, now what? 214 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,842 We're supposed to do the 50th webcast of "iCarly" 215 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:39,222 from detention in five hours 216 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,099 and Sam's the only one that's gonna be there. 217 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,810 Why is it so hard to get detention? 218 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,021 Who slammed that locker? 219 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,773 Me. Detention! 220 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:49,816 Really? Tonight! 221 00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:51,151 Yay! Yay? 222 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,902 Darn. 223 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,989 You did it. 224 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,740 Yeah, but we still need our tech producer 225 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,493 and school's over in three minutes. 226 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,995 How am I gonna get detention in three minutes? 227 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,997 You better, or else no show tonight. 228 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,832 Yeah. Uh-huh. 229 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,501 Wait here. 230 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,503 I don't mind stopping by Crusty Creme. 231 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,753 I... 232 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:17,093 You heard I got the new pear phone. 233 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,430 Yep, these babies are indestructible. 234 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,184 Hello, honey. I'm back. 235 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,560 Yes, I will pick up the donuts. 236 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,769 Mm-hmm. 237 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,777 Aw, man, school's over. 238 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,237 And you didn't get detention. 239 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,781 Which means no "iCarly" 50th web show spectacular. 240 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,158 It couldn't be worse. 241 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,494 Yes, it could. How? 242 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:43,828 We could be Gibby. 243 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,082 They gave me another Texas wedgie. 244 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,978 Man, 245 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,564 when Spencer said he was building 246 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:13,732 a gigantic cup of coffee, he wasn't kidding around. 247 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,485 Where is Spencer? 248 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,070 Hey, Spencer! 249 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,739 I'm here. 250 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,159 Is that thing filled with coffee? 251 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:26,663 Just about 500 gallons. 252 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,331 Spencer, that's crazy. 253 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:31,167 It's okay. It's decaf. 254 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,628 Okay, but why are you in there? 255 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,044 'Cause after I filled it with coffee, 256 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,131 I dropped my cell phone in here. 257 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,509 Been trying to find it for the past two hours. 258 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:40,968 Wish me luck. 259 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:48,142 Hey, I figured out a way for us to do "iCarly" tonight. 260 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,188 Is that a 10 foot tall coffee cup? 261 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,442 10'2". 262 00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,446 I'm not gonna ask. 263 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,615 Just tell us how we're gonna do the show tonight. 264 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,281 All right. Is there a closet in the classroom? 265 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,992 Yeah. Good. 266 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,534 And you guys can hide my tech equipment in there 267 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,912 so Mr. Howard won't see it. 268 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,581 Yeah, but what about you? 269 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,080 You can't be in there unless you have detention. 270 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,562 You said he's almost never in the room 271 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,041 'cause he's watching the geometry channel 272 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,209 in the teacher's lounge, right? 273 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,671 Yeah. 274 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,590 So as soon as he checks roll and leaves, 275 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:21,008 you guys give me a signal and I'll sneak in the window. 276 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,927 But the classroom's on the second floor. 277 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,348 You can borrow my ladder. 278 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,601 Awesome. 279 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,144 Did I hear you say you got detention? 280 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,562 Yeah. Should I be concerned? 281 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,439 Not really. Later. 282 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,488 Now, you are all here 283 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:44,658 because you are the worst this school has to offer. 284 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:49,203 I am here because I believe in punishment and discipline 285 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,205 and I hate you all. 286 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,873 All right. 287 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,666 I will be down the hall in the teacher's lounge 288 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,337 watching the geometry channel. 289 00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,881 While I am gone, there is to be no talking. 290 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,717 I hope you have a terrible time. 291 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,885 We're good now for at least 10 minutes. 292 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,264 Let's go. 293 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,225 Okay, everybody. 294 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,767 We're about to start the 50th webcast of "iCarly." 295 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,978 You guys into it? 296 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,854 Yeah. Totally. 297 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:17,730 Okay, wants to be the lookout in case Mr. Howard came back? 298 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:18,733 I'll do it. Hey. 299 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,819 Go signal Freddie. Right. 300 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,615 Ca-caw, ca-caw! 301 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,742 Ca-caw. Do it like a bird. 302 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,703 Ca-caw! 303 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,331 Carly, what's the signal for Mr. Howard's coming? 304 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,708 Dippity-doo. 305 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,959 Dippity-doo. Everybody sit down. 306 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,252 Pull me in! 307 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,173 Too late. Don't... aww. 308 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,929 I heard noise. 309 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,931 What's going on? Nothing. 310 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,351 We're just sitting here having a terrible time. 311 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:56,979 Oh, good. 312 00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:00,859 Just sit here and don't move. 313 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,027 I'll get the stuff out of the closet. 314 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,531 I'll get Freddie. 315 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,078 Ca-caw. 316 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,830 Ca-caw. 317 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,291 Here. You wear the cap-cam. 318 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,043 Why? There's a camera in it. 319 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,668 If jerk-face comes back, Freddie hides in the closet 320 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,962 and we switch out "iCarly" 321 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,087 to the hidden camera in your hat. 322 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,382 Cool. 323 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,802 I fell on a shrub. 324 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,351 Coast clear? All clear. 325 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,228 Then we are live on the web 326 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,690 in 5, 4, 3, 2... 327 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,029 Why did we scream? Because... 328 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:51,325 It's "iCarly"'s 50th web show spectacular. 329 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,911 It's true. 330 00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,953 This is the 50th webcast of "iCarly." 331 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,331 And it is spectacular. 332 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,584 Spectacular. 333 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,210 I'm Carly... And I'm Sam... 334 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,629 And maybe you've noticed... 335 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,464 This isn't our usual "iCarly" studio. 336 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,924 And if you haven't noticed... 337 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,635 Scrape that crud out of your eyes. 338 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,887 We're webcasting to you live from our school. 339 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,889 Room 29... Because we got... 340 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,266 Detention. 341 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,601 Tell 'em why we got detention. 342 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,561 'Cause we're naughty. 343 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:21,021 Dippity-doo! Okay. 344 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,023 You just heard our friend Claire yell dippity-doo. 345 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,356 Which means that our horrible teacher 346 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,318 Mr. Howard is coming. 347 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,694 I gotta hide. 348 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,068 Freddie's gonna hide in the closet. 349 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,153 And we're switching to the cap-cam 350 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,195 in our friend Billy's hat. 351 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,783 Switching to the cap-cam. 352 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,832 I have ears like a hawk. 353 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,083 I distinctly heard laughter 354 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,836 and I hate laughter. 355 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,253 I thought you hated your wife. 356 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:45,546 Her, too. 357 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:49,342 Now keep your mouths shut. 358 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:53,847 Isn't he charming? 359 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,766 Freddie, let's go. 360 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,810 Switching back to the main cam. 361 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,728 Okay. We were talking about the things 362 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,146 kids do that get 'em detention. 363 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,272 Why, look. 364 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,649 Here's a gold member 365 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:05,971 of the detention club right here. 366 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,443 It's ninth grader Rip Off Rodney. 367 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,737 Please, call me Rip Off. 368 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,489 So how'd you get detention? 369 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,199 Selling fake hall passes. 370 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,617 Nice. 371 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,704 And how'd you get caught? 372 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,373 I, uh... I misspelled "hall." 373 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,001 Two Ls. Yeah. 374 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,628 Okay, so you got anything else 375 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,296 to say to the "iCarly" fans of the world? 376 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,632 Yeah. I got a special this week on burritos. 377 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,676 Two for six bucks. 378 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,470 And do they contain quality meat? 379 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,514 No, they do not. 380 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,229 And now continuing with our game of hangman... 381 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,440 JD, it's your turn to guess a letter or solve the puzzle. 382 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,943 All right, is it... 383 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,320 Mr. Howard eats pants? 384 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,614 Correct! He certainly does. 385 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,995 Okay. H-o-t... 386 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,287 Dippity-doo! 387 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,414 Everybody hide! 388 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,749 Switching to the cap-cam. 389 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,715 Uh-huh. 390 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,970 Everybody's so innocent. 391 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,473 Do I smell burritos? 392 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,853 I have a feeling... 393 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,356 Who wrote this? 394 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,610 Who wrote this lie? 395 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,571 Never in my entire life 396 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,698 have I eaten one pair of pants. 397 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,993 Somebody gonna confess, 398 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,746 or do you all wanna do 200 push-ups? 399 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,330 Principal Franklin says 400 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,458 you can't give physical punishment in detention. 401 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,543 Principal Franklin. 402 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,169 If you ask me, 403 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:52,381 he's not even fit to be in charge of this school. 404 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:55,093 He's weak. Spineless. 405 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:59,847 Well, I think I'm just gonna sit here 406 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:03,225 and stare at you gutter children 407 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,227 until detention is over. 408 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,816 And I think I'll add an extra two hours. 409 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,444 Just hang on. 410 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,069 Freddie has a way to get rid of Mr. Howard. 411 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,823 Hey, no talking to that boy's hat. 412 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,118 Wesley, now. 413 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,744 Check. 414 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,016 What in tarnation? 415 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,767 What is that? 416 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,814 Stay here and say nothing. 417 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,029 Switching back to the main cam. 418 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,198 Okay, now that dippity-doo done gone... 419 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:02,368 Next on "iCarly"... Live from detention... 420 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:05,287 Turtle races! 421 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,874 Come on, give him a kiss. Kiss him, kiss him. 422 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,917 Mine wants a big kiss. Come on, you can do it. 423 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,713 Hey! You there! 424 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,507 Stop! Who are you? 425 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,551 Stop, you hooligan! 426 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:29,896 Remove your sack. 427 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:35,233 Hey! 428 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,738 Yoo-ie, yoo-ie, yoo-ie, yoo-ie, yoo-ie, yoo-ie. 429 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,243 We gotta go. 430 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:48,330 Who says slow can't be exciting? 431 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:51,458 You can only get this stuff at iCarly.com, baby. 432 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,379 Ha! 433 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,631 A video camera? Turtles? 434 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,467 Burritos? What is going on in here? 435 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,387 The "iCarly" 50th web show spectacular? 436 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,520 You're all really in trouble now. 437 00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,022 I am talking suspension. 438 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:15,357 I am talking expulsion. 439 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,568 Deportation. 440 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:22,949 And you can all start with 500 push-ups. 441 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,617 I don't care what Principal Franklin 442 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,368 has to say about it. 443 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,245 You don't? 444 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,957 No! I... oh, dear. 445 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,960 Principal Franklin. 446 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,462 What are you doing here? 447 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,380 Well, I was at home, 448 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:40,800 watching the "iCarly" 50th web show spectacular. 449 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,176 Congratulations, by the way. 450 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,303 My kids and I love your show. 451 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,180 Wow. Awesome. 452 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,933 While I was watching, I heard Mr. Howard 453 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,769 call me a weak, spineless fool. 454 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:55,231 No, no, no! I said... 455 00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:58,276 Uh, sweet. Stylish. 456 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,819 Cool. 457 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:00,945 In my office. 458 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,197 But I... Now. 459 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,783 Why does everything always happen to me? 460 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,703 So now what? 461 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,956 Well, I suppose Mr. Howard has tortured you all enough. 462 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,667 Go home. 463 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,797 Okay, we're just about done. 464 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,548 I'm Sam... I'm Carly... 465 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,009 And I'm Ted. 466 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,137 And thanks for watching 467 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:28,388 the "iCarly" 50th web show spectacular. 468 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,849 May I? 469 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,475 Second button from the bottom. 470 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:37,273 It's "iCarly"'s 50th web show spectacular. 471 00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:40,693 Bye! Keep clicking iCarly.com. Don't forget it. 472 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,611 And we're clear. 473 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,071 Yeah! Whoo! 474 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,454 How fun is this? 475 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:55,291 It's like a java-cuzzi. 476 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,043 Hey! Who wants more coffee? 477 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:59,212 I do! Whoo! 478 00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:04,633 Yeah! 479 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,719 This isn't weird at all. 480 00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:13,934 Hi, Carly. Hi, Sam. Watch what I can do. 481 00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,408 "ICarly" rocks.